the girl next door is behind her book

Anonymous asked: - Describe your perfect/Dream Boyfriend?

hmmmmm

• Funny
•  sweet
•  cute
• Nerdy/Gamer
• Errmmm Some one like my bf i think :)

I saw this image in some online thing.. where they kept putting simmilar images and the font kept getting rediculously small… strange people but ah well. I saw this image and it reminded me how I used to be when I saw cute couples being well… coupley hugging, kissing and stuff in public places and this is how I used to feel on the inside IMMENSE RAGE!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT IN PUBLIC?!?! .. strange I was like this even when i had a bf oh well I am a strange person but I have also learn that when it comes to compliments I seem to get called the word cute alot (which I hate) anyways I have now decided to warn people that although I look cute like Starfire normally does to annoy, stress or piss me off in anyway and I will become angry and violent and like the image says “tear you a new one” so be warned cute doesn’t mean innocent and safe.. always be on your guard and don’t piss girls off. :3 Thank you for reading this.

I’m sick of women who rant and rant about the over sexualisation of dolls nowadays. It’s really starting to get on my nerves - It was bad when it was Bratz but I could kinda see some of their points with the mini skirts but MONSTER HIGH IS NOT SEXUALISING CHILDREN and I will speak to anyone who feels I am wrong on this matter. I think most mothers of little girls want them to be cute innocent pink girly girls and think that giving a child Monster High dolls will ruin that but it wont. I am 20 years old and I wish I could of had dolls like that when I was a child and I still want them now.Apparently Monster High dolls from what I have read are over sexualising children by:

1: Having large boobs - I don’t think that they are overly big to be honest from a girl who is naturally big chested these dolls seem to be smaller chested than Barbie. I also feel that their body shape reflects their age which is TEENAGE girls who at that age will have boobs. I have never known a girl play with a doll that is the same age as them, they are normally what a girl would want to look like when olde. For example little girls playing with barbie a “50” year old woman who to me looks very well for her age…

2: Their body image - they’re monsters - what little girls want to play with monsters? Interesting ones… not those little prissy girls you see in pageants with half a tonne of make up on but the ones who like to read who would like to learn more about the back ground of a doll than made in china and ones who like to create more than just an ordinary world - ones with imagination. Monster High Dolls are soooo amazing because their slogan Freaky got Fabulous is an great motto for girls nowadays.  Just because someone calls you a freak or a geek or a looser doesn’t mean they’re better than you. Monster High shows girls that no matter how different you are, no matter what you look like you are amazing in your own way and that is what I love most about these dolls.

3: Their clothing - too slaggish - too small - and looking like whores. I disagree I just dont see it though these are dolls that a lot smaller than people. I know that if I saw real people wearing them then I don’t think they would looks as good but I come from England where it tends to be cold 24/7 and most people cover up. However I’m not the same as most teenagers as a lot would probably dress the same - yes TEENAGERS which the dolls are all are around 16yrs (days old in Frankie Stein’s case). Teenagers tend to move around a lot and children tend to use lots of actions when playing with dolls and a doll with a knee length skirt may not be able to move around as much. Also Ghoulia Welps and Cleo De Nile seem to be covered up with leggings, tights and even Jeans. So just because some of the dolls aren’t covering every bit of skin doesn’t mean that they are all slags.

I also feel that because the makers of the dolls are American then the dolls would show some American fashion sense. I believe America is a fairly hot country so shortened clothing would cool yourself down, would it not? Also certain characters such as Laguna Blue who is a sea monster and needs to be in water so wearing shorts would be useful when her character is swimming and keeping cool so as not to be over heated. I know that these dolls are not real people but little girls treat them as such when they make up their own stories.

4: Phrases used to promote them like Clawdeen Wolf’s shaving comment. SHE IS A WOLF just because a wolf is shaving her fur doesn’t mean young children are going to be going around running with razors. If anyone actually read the books these interesting and inspiring girls are based on you would know that Clawdeen wolf only shaves to hide her wolf nature from stuck up “Normies” who are ignorant and  intolerant towards monsters to keep herself, her friends and family safe. Most girls her age and most girls in general can relate to trying to fit in even the character Frankie Stein has to wear ridiculous amounts of make up to hide her green skin but they eventually gain the courage to think of themselves as something they should be proud of and shouldn’t hide in shame and try to fit in. In book 3 Where there’s a wolf there’s a way Clawdeen wolf lets loose and shows off her fur and is herself.

5: Just like the dolls Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover. Give Monster High dolls a chance or at least give the books a chance if you are too stuck up to let your wonderful individual of a daughter create a weird and wonderful world full of interesting and beautiful creatures then at least let them read about one.

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

hmmm thats a hard one… Robots are cool but too quick to turn evil when something goes wrong so I’m sayin Dinosaurs (or dinorawrs as my bf calls them) coz they are yummy especially made from Turkey :D

To mark my first ever Tumblr I thought I’d be weird and come up with a related joke.. It’s really bad so don’t say I didn’t warn you…

What do you get when you mix a networking site and a kitchen appliance?

A Tumblr Dryer XD

(I’m becoming like my dad .. who is known for not telling good jokes)